The following credits were purchased as a result of a fundraiser for the film.

Lead Crack Smoker:	Brandon T. Perlow
Research Librarian Extraordinaire	Kathy Olrenz
Lick My Legs Coordinator	Shelley Edwards
The Gene Pool:	Timothy Keyser
16.67m Queenie:	Jason Agur
Amanda's Vagina:	Jaci Bertrand
Chris's Baby's Momma:	Colin
Colin's Baby's Daddy:	Chris
Ayn Rand:	Jackie Miller
The Thing That Lives Under the Couch:	Jessica Peutz
Europe:	Mike Morton
Assistant to Mr. Keyser's Hairstylist:	Clare Higgins Morton
The Fluffer:	Jennifer Morrow
PJ Harvey:	Robin Thornett
Pollyologist:	Rawson Gordon
Kyle's Stalker:	Leah Farmer
Dolly Parton Grip:	Taylor Brown
Joy Was Her Name:	Danelle Cook
Insect Wrangler:	Justin Maresh
Mysterious Snail:	Caitlin Brice
Director:	Ron Wiles
Lance In My Pantz:	Matt Parrach
Old Gravy Boat:	Ben "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Martin
The One Who Let Kyle Off Work:	Kathryn Kite
Lense Polishing Consultant:	Nadia McFarlane
Belgian Polly Boy:	Johan Goeminne
Miss Smarty Pants!:	Jennifer McGehee
Chief Cryptographer:	Jon Callas
Ms. Harvey's Official Rhubarb Jam Taster:	Jennifer Palmer-Eudy
Swimming Stuntman:	Wes Edwards
#1 Executive Supporter of Kyle:	Linda J. Williams
Ms. Harvey's Body Double:	Richard Henneberry
Alien Conferencing Connection & Interpreter:	TheWonderousEarthMother2GeniusSonKyleThePam
Polly Jean, Will You Marry Me?:	Renny Goldstein
FBI Agent:	Ehud Houminer
Loehman's Personal Shopper:	Naomi Houminer
Kyle's Coolest Friend:	Talia Houminer
Kyle's Secret Lover:	Eric Harris
Drunken Choreographer:	Cici Fernandes
Stunt Coordinator:	Elizabeth Downes
Negative Cutter:	Charles Koziol
Special Assistant to PJ Harvey:	Lindsey E. Jones
Boom Operator:	James Trombly
Animal Trainer:	Saba Malinda Hale
Gaffer:	Daniel Bassett
Best Boy:	Michael Abitbol
Special Assistant to Kyle:	Frank N. White
Make-up Artist:	Sarah Day
Dialouge Coach (Spanish):	Zachary T. Erwin
Screenplay Writer:	Jonathan Morano
Screenplay Writer (rewrite):	Jonathan Morano

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